Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
10/10 dentists are dentists
she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, but not for long because we are currently taking off our clothes surprise we’re lesbians
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
"can you wrap this present for me"